tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-73928409072604372662011-09-26T11:47:55.849-07:00<br><br><br><br><br><br><br><br><br><br><br><br><br><br><br> <br><br><br><br><br><br><br><br><br><br>The power of accurate observation is commonly called cynicism by those who have not got it. George Bernard Shaw (1856 - 1950)some people call me the wzahttp://www.blogger.com/profile/14774557921428317538noreply@blogger.comBlogger1201100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-7392840907260437266.post-76854306286048232192009-03-09T08:36:00.000-07:002009-03-09T08:39:43.734-07:00

Saab Story - what you tell Click and Clack from Car Talk when your '84 Saab is busted.

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Text conversation between Puddin' and myself earlier today:L: I am eating the world's largest apple thanks to you.P: That's called a Braeburn apple. When I tried to text Braeburn, it came up Arafatso. That's when Yassar put on a little weight. L: Some kind of rolling laughter just came out of me. Did you just call me fat?P: Just Yassar. That's what you say in the military a lot right? Oh no,

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1. I desperately want to own my own business, but I have no idea what I want to do and it's not at all motivated by making more money. And I mean desperately.2. I have a physical reaction to the following words: Cluster, Fistula, verisimilitude. And please don't ever offer to make me a sandwich with 'cold cuts'. Bleck. No thank you. 3. Last week I had a photo shoot of human brains being dissected

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Frankenstymied. definition to follow if it isn't sort of obvious.

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A water main must have broken on my street today because PWD (Philadelphia Water Department) has been here since at least 3pm. It's now midnight. There is a giant hole my street that is lit to look like the suitcase in Pulp Fiction and about 10 freezing men and one woman are out here toiling while my neighbors and I are without water. Fine, the woman is mostly sitting in the truck, but she'll

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Hello friends and fans...I work with 4378 Eagles fans and ONE Ravens fan. Guess which one of them is the biggest douche.He's been very vocal and childish all week to the point where I have Eagles fans humming the Muppets 'Polamalu' song. I'm really not prone to pre-game smack-talk because I feel that's a dish better served after victory, so I've been quietly ignoring him. Until today...*********

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Puddin' and I made similar *observations/posed an important question recently...Does Pepsi own Obama?*Obamervations? Eh.

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How many of the people featured in this short 'film' had to shit their pants within minutes of taking the challenge?Discuss.UPDATE: I had to embed this video that Uncle Matt sent to me. He gets me, he really does. I don't understand German, but I can tell from the images that he knows why I posed that question in the first place.

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This story is dedicated to my grandmother, Mimi Rhile, who loved the hell out of her Schlitz.Here's looking up your record Mimi!Miriam Rose RhileJanuary 14, 1919 - December 3, 2008***************Yesterday marked the whatever-th (75th) anniversary of Repeal Day, the day Prohibition was overturned. And praise jeebus for that . This morning over scrambled eggs and turkey bacon Puddin' and I were

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I got this from Jenny the other day, and I am proud of her for letting her Happy Hour companion know that this in unacceptable attire for a woman of her age bracket. Actually, these awful sweaters are wrong for any woman, of any age bracket. There. I said it. "Yesterday, a former co-worker and I were totally busting on Br**dy via email because she wears these awful Christmas sweaters. They're

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See more Jack Black videos at Funny or Die

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The US Mogano family history is not a well-documented one. We have limited information on my great-grandfather prior to his arrival in the US from Terrastretta, Italy and know just as much about his life here as an immigrant. To boot, both of his children (my grandfather and his sister) were at one time or another orphaned, homeless or adopted, so even their stories are flimsy at best. Well

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My brother is coming to West Philly tomorrow to see the Crumb exhibit at the ICA so I offered to give him some restaurant reviews for the area since I won't be here to boss, er, show him around. Sweet. This was fun and now I'm starving! In case you don't finish this whole thing, I think my top recommendation is for ****Rae Restaurant.*****My first recommendation is DON'T EAT ANYWHERE ON PENN'S

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Rocket Science is my favorite Netflix rental of recent months. It's about a kid with a bad stutter who joins the debate team after girl with big boobies entices him to. They pick the topic of masturbation for his first debate. It's one of those stories that could easily be sad and creepy if it weren't written at such a good pace. I loved it.How's that for a review?My second favorite was This Film

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Seriously. And why the fuck isn't he doing it, right now?I saw this news on Monday but didn't have time to post anything about it until now. Rather than repeating the story you can read it here, but basically, two gangs of monks had a brawl over Jesus' tomb. And when I say over it, I mean ON TOP OF IT. They apparently disagree on what the tomb symbolizes so they decided to settle their

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At 52nd and Pine Sts. in West Philly (about 8 blocks from my house) there has been an Obama field office busy with volunteers for nearly two years. At roughly 11:02 p.m. - following the official announcement that Barack Obama had won the presidential race - the place erupted into the streets. For a clear mile you could see/hear/feel relief, celebration, thank you Jesuses, YES WE CAN's, O-Bam-A's!

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Carnival Cruises erected a 6 story pinata full of 8000lbs. of candy on Sunday with the intention of breaking it with a wrecking ball for a commercial shoot. Though they had to cancel the shoot due to a sever shortage of security for an event WITH A WRECKING BALL AND HUNDREDS OF CHILDREN, it was fun to see the beast. here it is...

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I was #51 in line for Barack today but I'd be first in line for this guy...If Mos Def Were President by GOOD Magazine

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Feel free to use them, be sure to give me credit. Or cash, credit's broken these days.Salvador Dali PartonMummy DearestSexy Chewbaccaa Hairy Potterand while you're giving credit, these were my friend Barry's ideas, he always had good ones:Harry Tonic JuniorDeviled EggPeach Cobbler or engaged Becky and Barry (that's how he broke the news to me!)UPDATE: The brainstorming continued. Though I didn't

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I might be the only person who actually watches My name is Earl, but I'm happy to watch a show based on Karma and as stupid as it sounds I appreciate that there's a TV show with interracial couples, gays, prison and a bastardized version of public service on a major network. And the classic rock soundtrack makes me kind of nostalgic. But despite all that, I might have to boycott this lame show

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I need to be self-employed. I am not driven by making lots of money as much as I am driven by contributing to my community and being surrounded by forward-thinking people. I've tossed the idea of a community center around, particularly, gardening, technology and nutrition, but they seem too far out of my reach. I either need encouragement or a whole new direction.If you read this, suggestions are

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While supporting a Board of Directors meeting I watched the Dean of the School of Medicine - at one of the most prestigious, Ivy League institutions in the world - serve himself some salad, with his hands. A few minutes later I noticed a posterboard in the hospital announcing that it was infectious disease prevention month.

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This might be one of the few occasions where I'm on the red side, unless we're talking about Communism I suppose. Of course, it's still a little scary because this is the only city where people celebrate with riots and fist fights. But this town needs, and deserves, a big win. Now if we can just get people to hold off on preemptive celebrations our arrogance might not hurt our chances.

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Three days ago I'd never heard of the Secretary-Treasurer of the AFL-CIO, Richard Trumka. Three years ago I had probably never even heard of ALF-CIO. And before moving to Pittsburgh in 1999 I probably didn't even realize how relevant labors unions were, and still are, thinking they had all but disappeared with the HUAAC hearings and the Red Scare. But after working in higher education for the

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Governmenterprises - it should be pretty obvious where I came up with this one. The gov't owns you sucker. Bailout my ass. How rich do you have to be?Elf Righteousness - Fucking righteous elves. They're so full of themselves.Underdog Railroad - Jenny and I are going to patent our puppy liberation; I will bring mistreated city dogs to the country on this.

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She has the little conference room scheduled every day, twice a day, a half-hour each time. It's not a very high-traffic room but for some, it's all we have. She was either courteous enough to schedule them around the lunch hour (since it also doubles as a break room), or it's a coincidence that that's when she takes care of business. Her patterns reminded me of the bulimic woman I used to work

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the debates are likewatching your parents argueSTOP IT! STOP IT! STOP!

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Like menstrual cramps, in your brain.

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The first Digital SLR with 1080p video capabilities is now available for consumers. Professional photographer Vincent Laforet shot this short video with it. Even though the 'story' is completely lame (like I believe that woman would wait in those heels, on cobblestone for some douche who's at home asleep on the couch) the footage still looks pretty sick. Of course, if I had a helicopter, a career

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My job definitely has pros and cons, the cons being the usual suspects: lousy pay, no respect, poor management, a crappy schedule and no room for advancement; as well as the dissipation of any and all skills I once had that made me marketable to employers, thanks to an ultimate disinterest in organizational management. By management. The pros are that I get to look at tons and tons of useless

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Amy Goodman of Democracy Now got footage of her own arrest while covering what were mostly peaceful protests (some not so peaceful) at the Republican National Convention in St. Paul Minnesota. For some reason I can't embed it, but you can see it here.

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Here's a link to the photo project I spent half the summer putting together at work.The images are kind of bland because frankly, a lot of Penn's campus (School of Medicine, specifically) is kind of bland. I think it's because it technically pre-dates the 'United States of America', and technology. So they spend a lot of time trying to retrofit old buildings so they can house things like, say,

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Code switching...I just overheard this conversation that was happening on my street: "It's like a skin disorder....It's like all albino and shit."word. for. word.___________________The only e-mail I've ever gotten from my step-father that wasn't a forwardA really, really, really bad forward...RE: Me going tailgating at the Linc, in a Hines Ward jersey."I think tailgateing (sic) at the Linc would

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When you type 'cosmic' into your phone, what does T9 translate it into?My Samsung, T-Mobile phone tells me that 'bosnia' is more necessary in Philadelphia than 'cosmic' in my phone. NOTE: I am driving the puppy to Jenny's in MD tomorrow. [Lead in conversation, because we've been brainstorming (read: making up) names:]"I think Diesel is good. Deez for short, and we can listen to Dr. Dre's 'Deez

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Whenever I say, "Upgrade" I think of Jenny quoting Maya Rudolph in Idiocracy. I can't find a clip of her actually saying it so here's the trailer for the film, brought to you by Mike Judge, creator of Office Space. Incidentally, Maya Rudolph shows up nowhere in the whole trailer. Sexists.:It's oddly fitting after last week's RNC and their use of, what I like to call, bully humor. We're destined

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Sorry in advance for the weird truncating. I don't know much about web layout, or whatever you call it.I've been on vacation since 2:00pm last Friday, which apparently includes a vacation from writing for my fan.Since then I took a train to Brigantine to paint my grandparents' bathrooms, respectively. Mom Mom asked me why I don't live around the corner from her, Pop Pop asked if I had my steps

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When will someone create the drug that keeps the unwanted song synapse from misfiring in my head?It's things like this that make me forget what day it is.

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Today's new made up word comes from Courtney, who made it up by accident with a typo.Ridiculoud: ridiculously loud, "I don't like going to Mad Mex for dinner after 9pm, it's so ridiculoud in there I can't even hear what my friends are saying to me."

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I haven't had much time to write lately because I've actually been assigned a meaty project at work and my spare time has been occupied with being preoccupied. Now that I've caught up on the sleep I missed out on last week, and can string sentences together again like someone who went to college for 10 years, here's what I wasn't bothering to share with you, my four readers, in the last week.Last

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Islamaburn: an Islamic insult similar to the American version of your mama jokes, i.e., your mama's so fat she counts as your dad's first wife AND his second wife! Ooh, Damn!

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Benefisting, v. definition TBDI'm not sure what it means yet because Natty Bo won't let me figure it out. But if you let your mind wander long enough, you'll come up with a definition.Oh, also, last week I came up with:Narcolective, which is a narcoleptic detective. Or whatever you want it to be.

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I like the Olympics okay but every year I just can't wait to find out who cheated.

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I was internetless all weekend, hence the delay. But I honored Bernie Mac (October 5, 1957 – August 9, 2008) and Isaac Hayes (August 20, 1942 – August 10, 2008) all day yesterday by eating some 'milk and cookays' while listening to the theme from Shaft.

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My friend Linnea is camping in West Virginia this weekend and she is therefore missing the first Steelers pre-season game which is against the Eagles. I told her I would do a live blog of the game in her honor, so she could see what she missed out on. Unfortunately I had an unexpected guest come over and I talked well into the first quarter. It's now 10 - 10 and Donovan is on screen being an

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Are you fucking kidding me with this shit? (Can I say fucking on the internet?)Seriously you crumb. Nobody thinks you're a hero for admitting you had an affair. The whole point is that you aren't supposed to have them. Keep it in your pants, you're making the rest of us look bad. Why aren't there more single people in positions of power?GEORGE CLOONEY FOR PRESIDENT!!!

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Last night I was watering my 'garden' and I found a piece of pizza in my pepper plant. Pizza grows on trees!

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Someone on a local list-serv thatI subscribe to said they thought SEPTA (South Eastern Pennsylvania Transportation Authority) was short for SEPtic TAnk, which I am reminded of every time I get off at the 30th St. Station stop and take those funky back steps up to ground level. I've nearly stepped in puke, piss and poo from random beings way more than once. And their cleaning solution isn't much

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I like this song. The video. Simon Rex. 1980. And apparently Dirt Nasty. EDIT: Yes, I'm aware that it's ridiculous, that's why I love it.(NSFW unless you work in a meth lab.)Fuck LA.

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You know, before she made my chips.

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MTV has finally started accepting political ads. FINALLY! This is such glorious news! (snark)Having seen the 'quality' of programming that goes into MTV's finely crafted shows, I'm sure they chose ads that address hard-hitting issues and only air the most objective ads highlighting each candidates' stances on the issues so that these young voters are able to make well informed decisions for

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The gardening updates have been scarce lately because, frankly, I've been too busy eating cucumbers, eggplant and the occasional cherry tomato to write. Damn, those things are hearty! This was the harvest I came back to after taking a much-needed trip to the Jersey Shore for a few days...The only major change is that all of the tomato plants had to be moved below deck and tied to a trellis since

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Casholine: 1. currency used primarily for filling up gas tanks or, conversely, 2. a type of fuel used to fill up said gas tanks.Today's word comes to us courtesy of Puddin' Head Jones Connolly.

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Thank you Professor Pausch for your Last Lecture and all of your inspiring words.RIP Randy Pausch.

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Earlier this week I posted this recipe that I made up on a whim. Well last night I made the 2.0 version which uses red cabbage instead of green and the added bonus of mint leaves and cucumber. It's so crunchy and sweet with very little need for vinegar or seasoning because of the potency of fresh herbs. Last night I ate it with a nice hunk of dry seared Halal* London Broil seasoned with oregano,

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Beck Hansen is, and has always been, an absolute weirdo. That was first made obvious when he made a song famous with cockamamie lyrics like "drive-by body pierce" and "shave your face with some mace in the dark". Even moreso if you ever saw this interview between him and Thurston Moore on 120 Minutes years ago, which I remember watching live as a teenager. In probably the most direct question,

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Enyalate (pronounced: ehn-yah-layt) To act, sing, speak or dress like the new age singer, Enya.Cursery Rhymes: Nursery Rhymes with 'adult' language, also sometimes known as a limerick.Richigan: Wealthy people who moved from Flint, Michigan after the auto plants closed to more affluent areas such as Grosse Point, Ann Arbor and other wealthy Michigan cities. (Courtesy of Puddin'. That wasn't his

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So far my garden hasn't been yielding great quantities of anything but in the last week I picked three cherry tomatoes, a fistful of parsley and five baby carrots that were demanding I use them ASAP. Seriously, the tomatoes were yelling at me. But alone, those three things don't really constitute a whole recipe so I added them to a few ingredients I happened to have in the fridge already. Voila!

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Sweet cheeses, I love the innernets. It's almost better than the Liberry, for they wouldn't have these gems without it.

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This clip is dedicated to the Buckleys, who had never heard of it before this weekend.The 0:17 mark is the spot to watch.

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Supermarkets are hard to come by on this side of the Schuylkill River. While neighborhood markets and bodegas are everywhere there are certain things I don't want to buy from a store that advertises cigars, hair extensions and wings on the same signage. So typically, I save my grocery shopping for the big money trips where I have to either cross the river for Trader Joe's or Super Fresh or leave

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Another local boy, Steven Vaughn-Lewis went from homeless to honor student. He will be attending Penn in the fall, and if I ever get a chance to see him in the halls at the School of Medicine, I will have to hug him. If his grandmother accompanies him, I will probably wind up in tears at her feet.Just to reinforce how difficult it is for kids to get ahead in the Philadelphia School District these

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Today's hero is someone I actually know, personally.I didn't get to know Jeremy (JPaw) very well but in the brief time that he was part of our AV crew at Penn I was happy to know him at all. After only about he week he figured out what we've all come to understand, which is that our job and our department are not very fulfilling. I know most people feel that way about their jobs, and some are

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My home state has always gotten a bad rap and I have always defended it, faithfully, just like the Journey song, because I FUCKING LOVE NEW JERSEY. Tomatoes aside I think part of my devotion stems directly from it's being jilted by people who've never been there but have so many negative things to say about it. That only exacerbates my snarkiness, because I FUCKING LOVE NEW JERSEY. I experienced

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Working in a medical institution doesn't help this cause.PacketClusterCold Cutsfistulaanginableck.

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This is fun...The next time FOX "news" says something fair and balanced, I'm sorry, I mean intentionally damaging about Barack Obama (re: terrorist fist jab) pick a foreign news outlet and try to find a domestic news story that the current administration might find potentially damaging. What a coincidence! I wish you could shake the ignorance out of people who think that FOX has any journalistic

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George Carlin May 12, 1937 – June 22, 2008I know I'm a few days late but I wanted to find a Carlin bit that had a little more timeliness than the words you couldn't and still can't say on TV. Given the current state of affairs in the US (record profits for oil companies while consumers get robbed at the pump) I felt this one was the best to memorialize him:

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...like epilepsy, in slow motion.

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I've had three days in a row of very faulty memory...Yesterday Puddin' and I were talking about all the places we've both lived prior to landing in Philly. We've each moved around quite a bit; him from Harrisburg to Baltimore to Wilmington, NC and me from South Jersey to Oakland, CA to Pittsburgh. We both rattled off as many of our old addresses and phone numbers that we could remember from the

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I don't know the story behind this, but I plan on finding out. In the meantime, this is the first thing that made me cry today.Pure joy.

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I'm not sure why but this was one of my favorite shows when I was growing up. I credit my 10+/- years of bartending and service industry jobs to shows like this. It taught me that, as a woman, there are no limits to the jobs I can get as long as I incorporate gratuitous cleavage and high heels into my wardrobe and allow people to verbally abuse me and occasionally smack me on the ass; for cash

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I love David Letterman.

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This is a fun game to play with your friends when you're at the mall, waiting in line for a movie, about to drive into a group of oblivious people etc...Take an escalator and stand right at the top of it, but facing the people that are about to get off after you. Watch their expressions as they are forced to navigate their way around your inconsiderate ass. Use their facial expressions as a

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With gas prices as high as they are, Vespa sales are up and public transportation has seen a bump as well. So my question is, will someone - somewhere in the US - please revisit the idea of instituting a (better) rail system in the US? You know they run on electricity right? On the same topic, SEPTA prices keep going up, reasonably so for buses that run on gas, but I take a trolley - 15 blocks -

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Now that the summer sun is set to atomic every day I can barely contain the love I have for this garden. (Ha, get it, because it's a container garden!) I have successfully transplanted all of the tomatoes into their own pots and/or buckets and they are finally starting to flower. In the last three weeks I believe the ripe strawberry count has reached seven, each one riper and sweeter than the

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The Philadelphia Student Union is comprised of students from within the Philadelphia School District. At present, they are working on a platform to address the need for Teacher Equity which encourages teachers to stay at 'hard to staff' schools by giving various incentives such as additional funding for school supplies, smaller classes and teacher support staff. Attached is a video where a

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After my yoga teacher recommended Eat Pray Love I have been slowly reading it for the last month or two. Upon recommending it to someone else I did some further investigation on the author, Elizabeth Gilbert and read the FAQ's on this particular book. In question #3 someone asks how she was able to travel as extensively as she did as a 30-year old woman. In her humble response she mentions this

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...in bike theft! wooo hoooO!!!!I just read this on a local list serv:"Kryptonite, the bike lock company, has released its Top 10 Worst Citiesfor Bike Theft. The worst of the worst is Philadelphia, and it "won" goingaway -- "not even close" is how Kryptonite's marketing manager Donna Toccidescribed Philly's rotten honor. Kryptonite compiles its annual list usinginput from bike shops, colleges,

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A few weeks ago I entered three photos of mine in a local contest. Today they announced that two of my three photos entered made the cut! I'm so excited. This is the best last-day-of-vacation treat, ever.Thanks to everyone who helped me by voting for their favorite pics!

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I realize that Entertainment Tonight, Hard Copy, Extra and all those other dumbass tabloid shows (that I love) are nowhere near the realm of journalism but when I hear a teaser for a segment on 'how Miley Cyrus stays so thin' I want to cut a bitch. She's 15, that's how she stays thin. There's no real trick to it. Her metabolism is normal for about 90% of girls that age with a full-time job and no

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About 12 years ago when I first started taking pictures seriously, a friend/professional photographer was upgrading her gear and she gave me a very nice manual 35-mm Nikon FE that she had outgrown. I grew to really appreciate the quality of Nikon's products: design, ease of use, mechanics, durability, weight etc... Especially because it was given to me under the pretense that I could have it as

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Saturday morning I was getting ready for my annual 'lady check-up' and my fella asked me what time my appointment for my 'pap shmear' was. Now I can never eat another bagel for as long as I live.

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Not too long ago, someone at work asked me if I had any nicknames and he crinkled his nose up when I said my closest friends call me 'Wis', or more endearingly, 'The Wza.' As a kid I never really had any nicknames more clever than 'Laris' which was obviously born more out of laziness than actual creativity. To be fair that extra syllable can be exhausting. But since I still respond to it it's not

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I faithfully read a couple of pretty low-brow gossip websites and I take a lot of flack from elitist snobs and straight men who could care less (rightfully so) about anything happening in the vortex of vapidity that is Hollywood. However, I stand by my commitment to these sites because between (and sometimes within) stories of Amy Winehouse's crackhead escapades and Madonna's obliviously shitty

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I realize that if you are not one of the two people most likely to eat from this garden that this topic is about as exciting as listening to Puddin' talk about how many different shades of white paint there REALLY ARE but I have to say that I am very pleased with how this experiment has gone, and it has proven that the effort was well worth it. Last weekend I ate arugula from my very own garden,

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Do you want to see what kind of situation has to happen to make an intern on Inside Edition shit his pants? Whew. This guy overflows with hate.See more funny videos at CollegeHumor

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For whatever reason, I googled 'Dogface' just before that last post to see what would come up.These two links are my favorites:I Love your Dogface.And:This guy. I never knew you could browse Wiki users. Hm.

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Me to Puddin', during the PBS special, Dogs That Changed the World:Me: "Do you know how they say that the longer people are married the more they start to look like each other?"Pud': "Yes."Me: "...how long do you think this woman's been working with dogs?"

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My brother and his girlfriend Kim just came back from Italy, where they visited some of our relatives from our paternal grandmother's family. Thankfully, Kim's camera has a video setting and she shot this conversation between Justice and our cousin Sabado. How do you not love a man named Saturday? Another Scola cousin (DJ, an American whose been living in Rome for about the last 7 years) can be

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... but have you ever seen more beautiful blues?

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This is a video I worked on in February for Penn's Office of Affirmative Action and Equal Opportunities Programs. It is frankly one of the least technical and unaesthetic projects I have ever worked on, and should most likely be treated as an audio-only file because of its tiny iPod format, but what it lacks in creativity it makes up for in content.The event was called A Conversation About Peace

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While watching the Kentucky Derby (read: The Whitest Show on Earth) for the first, and most likely the last, time in my life I leaned over to Puddin' and said "man, these people are so white they probably get their assholes bleached."

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They're like asthma...In your brain.

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does anybody read this besides Jenny?

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I've heard that when unmarried, childless women reach their 30's that it's natural for us to develop feelings of longing; that the so-called biological clock is ticking. It's that mechanism that reminds us that our insides are dying and we might soon be unable to procreate (Happy Holidays!) We're forced, yes forced, to question whether or not we want babies; and not just if we want them but if we

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To make up for the foliagicide I committed a couple weeks ago I started new seedlings and bought some starter plants that were ready to be transplanted. I bought arugula, yellow bell pepper and a tomato plant, all of which are doing very well, thank you.Arugula:Tomatoes on (top and to the right) and cayenne (to the left, to the left).And finally strawberries (top), blueberry bush (terracotta pot

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Pizza is served by the truckload where I work. (Not to me, to overachieving med students whose tuition apparently includes lunch (w/ delivery but without the burden of having to tip, or pay, or even clean up after yourself!) but I have been known to help myself to the leftovers.) Unfortunately, it's the kind of pizza that tastes like a paper plate with cheese and ketchup on it. I bet that it

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Lesson 01: When wearing a wireless microphone (aka, Lavaliere) do not turn it on until you are ready to begin your presentation. Conversely, if you do turn it on, do not wear it into the bathroom.

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